Making this public is long past due; I’m more confident in the cocktail than ever, and “testing” is no longer an excuse for hiding this from the eyes of the public who will never read this.
Thus I present a Gargle Blaster made for the humans of Earth. Continue reading
I want you to imagine a scene in your mind. Allow me to set the stage.
For all the jokes I made about punishing those who would spoil the new Batman movie for me… I… who could have foreseen the tragedy that now shares the same day as one of the greatest feats humanity has achieved? I retrospectively apologize.
Shortly after I arrived at the hostel today, I heard the news of the massacre at the Century 16 movie theater in Aurora Colorado. An interesting aspect of the internet is that you can now see live local coverage of tragedies while you are nearly half way across the world. I’d be lying if I didn’t say I would have preferred to have been left in the dark.
Glad I had found alcohol just prior to this occurring. Seriously depressing stuff.